Good news everyone, we seem to have survived yet another night!
And that IS good news! You know, dying in your sleep is frighteningly common! I know!! Kind of makes closing your eyes at night... a little more... exciting doesn't it? Adds a slight sense of adventure between the sheets...No No! Not like that you crazy college kids, get your minds out of the gutter!
Also! 129 years ago to the DAY Thomas Edison test the FIRST incandescent lightbulb! The lightbulb really is one of the greatest inventions of all time. I honor of the lightbulb, I Officially by the powers vested in me, inagurate this day, October 19th, yearly, to be the first annual National Lightbulb Day! May Edison me praised. To make this an official holiday, we shall celebrate and christen this holiday by all at once turning our lights on and off in our own homes and places of stay in unison at exactly 11 P.M.!
This shall be the first of many years of flashing our lights!
Remember everyone, eleven p.m.!
Enjoy your lives everyone!
Officially.
The Dude Ranch
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You boys amuse me tremendously.
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