Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
The first batch of questions have arrived! Good work dear readers. Let's not waste any time and get right to those burning hot queries.
Isaac in Crookston wants to know "So, in the area of sports, what does the dude ranch have to offer me? I mean, if I even consider going there it has to carry what I want. Lacrosse for sure...how about a curling team? Or a rugby team? Give me some feedback, please..."
Great question, Isaac! Unfortunately, the Ranch itself is only a 2 bedroom, which in apartment-speak means not all that large. The hallway outside our room may be able to support curling, but I think the aprtment manager might frown upon putting ice all over in the apartment-People could slip and fall! So other than games on the PS2, actual physical activity isn't really possible. Luckily, just 75 yards away there is a park and all the room you could need to start a lacrosse team. It's still in the planning stages, but we may be able to start up some intramural sports team. If you want to stay inside, however, there is plenty of football and baseball on the TVs and both of us would be more than happy to talk sports with you Isaac. I hope you make the right decision and choose the Dude Ranch U!
On a more personal note, Stephen Q. Honeytoast writes "Here's a question for you, what type and/or brand of underwear do you two wear? What are the pros and cons of different types of underwear? I really would apprieciate some help in this area."
Well Stephen, as far as the type of underwear itself goes, it's all whether or not you want support. Some types of underwear offer a nice cradle for you, while others offer absolutely no support at all. If you are on the fence about all of this, maybe you should try boxer-briefs.
As for brand, it all depends on the quality you want. If you want the nice stuff, you better be prepared to shell it out, son.
We here at the ranch wear boxers, if you must know.
Nathaneal in Williston had a great question, which we willl get to in the next blog. Sorry, Nate. Time crunch gotta run!
-The Dude ranch
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Hey, as former BYG Groupies, can you enlighten the public as to your enlightened and joint union with God the Father and the Lord Jesus Christ? Putting it straight up--how are you two doing spiritually speaking? Let us know in detail, not with the lofty, generals.
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